News Weird BREAKING: The world is ending this weekend by Claudia Schmidt Damn those Mayans! Turns out conspiracy theorists misread the fateful Mayan calendar when they predicted the world’s end for December 2012. At least they gave us another 8 years of…
News BREAKING: England has banned sex by Claudia Schmidt Well…not quite. But almost. There is now a law in England prohibiting indoor gatherings of two or more people from different households. This so-called “sex ban” could land you a…
News BREAKING: The Aussie government is bribing us with the pub by Claudia Schmidt We always knew those slimy buggers had it in them. As the government prepares to announce the next phase of relaxing social distancing laws, they have reinforced that it can…
News BREAKING: Liam Gallagher has lost the plot by Claudia Schmidt Liam Gallagher has been rewriting classic Oasis songs into coronavirus handwashing anthems. Check out our news bulletin below. For more on this story, head here.
