BREAKING: The Aussie government is bribing us with the pub

We always knew those slimy buggers had it in them. As the government prepares to announce the next phase of relaxing social distancing laws, they have reinforced that it can only happen if everyone downloads the COVIDSafe app. “If you want to go to the pub, download COVID 19 app” the government reckons. Well, ya got me. Check out our bulletin below.

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Scott Morrison partying at the pub. Photo: Getty Images.

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