News Australians were the worst pandemic hoarders in the world, new report states by Emily Elvish Hear that, Sharon? Currently banned from the local IGA, with 15 packets of Kleenex sitting in your laundry? Thanks to your little mid-March panic in aisle 15, Australians have now…
News Amazon to suspend new vinyl shipments amid coronavirus pandemic by Claire Adema The consequences of the coronavirus epidemic have seen measures taken to contain the spread of the disease across the globe. Supermarket shelves have been left empty, universities have stopped face-to-face…
News Bidet sales skyrocket amidst global toilet paper panic by Emily Elvish With the nationwide shortage of toilet paper not ending anytime soon, it seems that people are opting for other methods. Most Aussies only see the bidet as a bougie bathroom…
News Aussie newspaper prints extra pages to use as toilet paper by Luke Saunders With coronavirus causing a stir all over the world, Australians have been frantically stockpiling toilet paper and other essentials, causing supermarket shelves to be left empty all over the country….
News Don’t despair, Jimmy Brings is now delivering toilet paper by Julia Lo Surdo The past few days have been a frenzy for plenty of Aussies at the supermarket. Amongst the coronavirus panic, the toilet paper crisis has managed to hit a new all-time…
News Ever wanted to wipe your crack with the Donald? A savvy Mexican entrepreneur has rolled out Trump TP by Happy Since dud POTUS Donald Trump pulled out of the world’s largest, most forward-thinking environmental agreement in history, you might find yourself thinking; gee, wouldn’t it be just swell if someone smeared…
