News We all love Jacinda Ardern but how likely is she to be re-elected? by Kayla McNicoll Right now, it’s fair to say that the world is being “led” by incompetent “leaders”. However, while Trump, Putin, Johnson, and Scomo are busy making headlines about everything they’re doing…
News Palace Letters reveal that Queen had no involvement in the Whitlam dismissal by Emily Elvish After a lengthy legal battle, 1,200 pages of letters between Buckingham Palace and former Governor-General Sir John Kerr have been released to the public. While this correspondence, released by the National…
News ScoMo drops the bombshell that Australia’s been under a cyber attack for months by Emily Elvish After polishing off his morning coffee, ScoMo decided that it seemed like the perfect winter’s day to drop a spicy tidbit of knowledge on the Australian public. “Oh yeah, forgot…
News New Zealand to provide free sanitary products in schools by Julia Lo Surdo New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Arden continues to show her supreme leadership skills, effectively making us wish she was our Prime Minister too. She has just initiated a plan for…
News Man interrupts ScoMo’s broadcast to tell him to get off his lawn by Claudia Schmidt The Australian Prime Minister (more colloquially known as ScoMo) has been interrupted whilst speaking at a press conference by a disgruntled man telling him to get off his lawn. ScoMo…
News Scott Morrison reckons Australia will be mostly back to normal by July by Claudia Schmidt Speaking in a press conference today, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed a 3-step plan which will hopefully see most of Australia back to normal by July. The three stages…
News Government announces new $1,500 payment for employees by Claudia Schmidt Yesterday, the Australian Government announced a new $130 billion wage subsidy plan which will give businesses money to help pay their staff during the coronavirus pandemic. The JobKeeper Payment will…
News Scott Morrison announces a new round of coronavirus restrictions by Claudia Schmidt A series of new preventative coronavirus measures have been announced by the Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison and will see even more businesses affected. The restrictions will come into place…
News Watch Men at Work’s Down Under performed on a didgeridoo at Bob Hawke’s memorial by Raghav Iyer In light of the passing of beloved Labor Prime Minister Bob Hawke, politicians and members of the public alike congregated at the Sydney Opera House to pay their respects last…
News Turnbull reminds us how out of touch he is, suggesting parents ‘shell out’ to help kids enter the property market by Sam Dawes Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is widely known for his wealth, gained mostly through property investment. Having grown up in a relatively privileged environment, by no fault of his own, Turnbull…
