79-year-old bombshell, Martha Stewart, made mention of her best selfie tips that’ll keep those thirsties in your dm’s and salivating for days.
To imprint permanent sexiness and seduction in the minds of your admirers, Stewart puts it simply, “Just look good and pose with a provocative look on your face“.
She also advises appearing as natural as possible, stating that her poolside thirst trap from July last year accidentally occurred when she was attempting to photograph her garden. The picture amassed over 200,000 likes and over a dozen proposals – we’re taking notes.
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Ahh yes, I too gaze upon my crusty backyard ferns with a look of sexual zeal and promiscuity – its the slightly aghast expression mixed with a subtle pouting of the lips that keeps my fronds excited and on their toes – “Will she water us today, or forget for two weeks and then grace us with a few drops when we’re on the brink of death?!”
Stewart also made sure to mention how highly edited most images are that circulate our social feeds.
She expressed how even the most beautiful women on social media have had some level of photoshop applied to their pictures.
“There are wizards at editing that can make you look great“
holy shit Martha Stewart posted another thirst trap pic.twitter.com/8HLDYB8mda
— Carrie Wittmer 👻 (@carriesnotscary) May 20, 2021
you ever have 2 beers and order a canvas print of martha stewart’s thirst trap selfie? pic.twitter.com/2x54zGDF9r
— jesi (@sexdad73) March 24, 2021
The sexy boomer continued to make headlines this year through her shoot with Harpers Bazaar.
It showcased her versatility and ability to evolve and flourish regardless of societal notions that a woman’s physical appeal dwindles once they pass a certain age.
So is Martha Stewart sexy or have fallen head first into her thirst trap? I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say this; Please Martha, never cease from posting thirst traps – they are our guide to eternal hotness, paving the way for self-love and zero fucks.
