News NSFW Watch this tapir literally scratch its back with its penis by Hayley Noble If you thought a donkey’s you-know-what was impressive, the Tapir penis provides some seriously stiff competition. The Tapir are funny looking creatures and unfortunately an endangered species, but they are…
News Weird World Siberian mayor defends penis-shaped ice rink as an efficient use of space by Jasmine Kassis For the second year in a row, the Mayor of Novosibirsk defends the city’s penis-shaped ice rink saying it is simply an efficient use of space. I never thought I…
News World In a world first, a UK man who lost his penis has had a new one built on his arm by Samara Louise In a world-first, a UK man who lost his penis after a severe blood infection has had a new one built on his arm. The surgery was conducted by Professor…
News From glass pipes to penis pumps, this new Joe Exotic museum will have it all by Manning Patston What a treat it is to once again be reporting on the wildly entertaining and endlessly enigmatic Joe Exotic. During the COVID-19 lockdowns, Tiger King was all we had. Now…
News A dating site for men with small penises has just launched by Claudia Schmidt What will they think of next? But seriously. A dating site for men who are less-than-well-endowed has just launched, called Dinky One. The website is aimed at men with body…
News Donald Trump is a dildo-loving Nazi Klansman with a micro-penis according to Roger Waters by Nick Stillman Anyone who was at Desert Trip over the weekend would have missed the US presidential debate, however, they were treated with a mass-scale political spectacle of their own thanks to…
News This guy’s penis signature is a little hard to swallow for some folk by Happy One Victoria man is facing some stiff opposition from governing bodies over the choice of his signature. 33-year-old Jared Hyams has been campaigning to keep his current signature, a caricature…
News PREMIERE: Is your neighbour a raging dickhead? Max Quinn’s Onomatopenis’ Waterloo is the anthem for you by Susie Garrard It may have escaped your attention, but Max Quinn doesn’t exactly take things too seriously. It’s not like you’d name your band “Onomatopenis” without cracking a bit of a smile. Unless…
News Album Premiere: Max Quinn’s Onomatopenis – Self Titled Debut by Alex Gordon For over two years now, Ballina native Max Quinn has been living in the big city – its smoggy air permeating his lungs, its greasy thai food satisfying his stomachly desires, its Darlinghurst darlings populating his…
News Album Premiere: Max Quinn's Onomatopenis – Self Titled Debut by Alex Gordon For over two years now, Ballina native Max Quinn has been living in the big city – its smoggy air permeating his lungs, its greasy thai food satisfying his stomachly desires, its Darlinghurst darlings populating his…
Nature News Watch a Black Widow meet a Venus Flytrap – this ends exactly how you think by Tammy Moir A video of a Venus Flytrap eating a venomous Black Widow spider is doing the rounds across Reddit. If you’ve ever wanted to know how a Venus Flytrap actually eats…
News Johnny Knoxville warns the 5th and final Jackass will be ‘absolutely awful’ – in a good way by Parker Constantine The bulls are back in town. Johnny Knoxville has broken bones, suffered 16 concussions, a brain hemorrhage, countless knock-outs, and a slew of bruises all for Jackass. And he’s still…
Film and TV News George R. R. Martin calls out ‘Unnecessary’ poop scene in GoT spin-off by Tammy Moir “What is this? Where did this come from? I don’t know if we really need the shit” After years of television pushing boundaries with sex, violence and an ever-growing influx…
