News NSFW Science Sex Weird Meet the man with two perfectly working penises by Jayden Collins Meet the two-schlonged man who has rooted over 1000 people and needs to jack off every day, for medical reasons obviously. When Thomas Jefferson penned…
Health News Sex World A high-tech penis ring monitors erectile dysfunction by Matthew Leong The Adam Sensor – a device shaped like a penis ring – aims to uncover the “root cause of erectile dysfunction” in impotent men. Attention…
News Sex Weird A UK teen was rushed to hospital after inserting a USB cable up his penis by Matthew Leong According to Urology Case Reports, a UK teenager was rushed to hospital after shoving a USB cable up his urethra. CW: surgery, blood People with…
Nature News A penis snake has emerged in Florida for the first time by Pandora Craufurd-Gormly It’s pretty unfair that out of all our fauna, Australia doesn’t have a penis snake in its ecosystems. So if we’re being technical, the penis…
News Jeff Bezos set to blast off with his big boy, penis shaped rocket by Alex Stefanovic CEO of Amazon, Jeff Bezos, announced he will be blasting into space next month, but his ENORMOUS rocket has aroused the most excitement. Amazon CEO…
Nature News NSFW Biologist snaps photos of a “penis fish” while diving off the Aussie coast by Mike Hitch Yeah, okay. An Australian biologist has enlightened the world to the “penis fish”: a phallic reminder that the ocean is a dark, wonderful place. Scientifically known…
News NSFW Watch this tapir literally scratch its back with its penis by Hayley Noble If you thought a donkey’s you-know-what was impressive, the Tapir provides some seriously stiff competition. The Tapir are funny looking creatures and unfortunately an endangered…
News Weird World Siberian mayor defends penis-shaped ice rink as an efficient use of space by Jasmine Kassis For the second year in a row, the Mayor of Novosibirsk defends the city’s penis-shaped ice rink saying it is simply an efficient use of…
News World In a world first, a UK man who lost his penis has had a new one built on his arm by Samara Louise In a world-first, a UK man who lost his penis after a severe blood infection has had a new one built on his arm. The…
News From glass pipes to penis pumps, this new Joe Exotic museum will have it all by Manning Patston What a treat it is to once again be reporting on the wildly entertaining and endlessly enigmatic Joe Exotic. During the COVID-19 lockdowns, Tiger King…
News A dating site for men with small penises has just launched by Claudia Schmidt What will they think of next? But seriously. A dating site for men who are less-than-well-endowed has just launched, called Dinky One. The website is…
News Donald Trump is a dildo-loving Nazi Klansman with a micro-penis according to Roger Waters by Nick Stillman Anyone who was at Desert Trip over the weekend would have missed the US presidential debate, however, they were treated with a mass-scale political spectacle…
News This guy’s penis signature is a little hard to swallow for some folk by Happy One Victoria man is facing some stiff opposition from governing bodies over the choice of his signature. 33-year-old Jared Hyams has been campaigning to keep…
