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We didn’t know how much we wanted a Finnish, children’s heavy metal band dressed as dinosaurs until we found Hevisaurus

In some sort of sick, twisted abomination of the childhood sensation Dorothy the Dinosaur, there happens to be a Finnish heavy metal band named Hevisaurus that plays almost exclusive to Scandinavian children.

In the northern lands where quality of life is at a world high, we knew that metal boasts an unrivalled popularity. What we didn’t know is that the fans are starting so young.

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Start ruining your eardrums early with Hevisaurus, the five-piece ripping out blistering progressive metal to 10 year-olds.

Hevisaurus is made up of the members Herra Hevisaurus, Riffi Raffi, Muffi Puffi, Komppi Momppi and Milli Pilli.

Their biography is pretty insane, but rest assured it’s 100% true: Herra and the rest of the dinosaurs were trapped in 65 million year-old metal eggs, hatched in 2009 by lightning bolts and a witch’s spell.

Watch Hevisaurus performing Liskodisko below:

You can read an interview with Hevisaurus on Noisey.