British publication, The Sun has reported that convicted pedophile and all round creepy fuck, Rolf Harris has been driving prison wardens insane by crafting homemade didgeridoos from toilet rolls and matchsticks. Apparently, it cheers him up.
Ever since being convicted of pedophilia in 2014, everything Rolf Harris does just seems creepy and downright wrong. Now he’s crafting homemade didgeridoos.
A source told the newspaper that “He sits in his cell and tries to play his home-made didgeridoo. It’s not the real deal but it acts as a therapy for him.” Well, he certainly does need therapy. Harris was jailed in 2014 for committing an alleged 12 indecent assaults against minors in his early career and, let’s be honest, it probably didn’t stop there.
One can’t help but imagine the hell Harris already goes through, deservedly or not, in prison and we can’t help but wonder if the man has a death wish. The shamed Australian entertainer is also said to have joined a choir and be dabbling in some competitive table tennis against his fellow pedos.
Only Rolf Harris could make arts and crafts so terrifying. Please stop.
