Ahh, Donald Trump. 100 days in and all you’ve managed to do is cause a maelstrom of horror, satire and a worldwide sensation that the whole planet has a bad taste in their mouths. The POTUS’ latest colossal fuck up comes in the form of an anti-immigrant hotline, established to help victims of crimes committed by “removable criminal aliens”.
In the short amount of time that the Victims of Immigrant Crime Engagement Office (VOICE) have had their hotline open, they’ve been swamped by prank calls in protest. From citing experiences with actual aliens to complaining about the crimes of First Immigrant Melania Trump, yet again the American people have proved themselves to be masters at lampooning their current Prez.
What do you do when your President opens up an anti-immigrant hotline? You enact your constitutional right to freedom of speech in the form of hilarious disruption.
Trumps’ “VOICE” Hotline set up for people to report on crime from illegal aliens was reportedly overloaded with calls about space aliens
— Robbie Gramer (@RobbieGramer) April 26, 2017
Wouldn’t it be a shame if millions of people called this hotline to report their encounters with aliens of the UFO-variety. https://t.co/Cl048Gihnk
— Alexander McCoy (@AlexanderMcCoy4) April 26, 2017
I plan on calling every day to report how badly these green aliens from outer space are treating me. How about you?
— Jean Bonifacio (@Jeaniebonotex) April 26, 2017
In case you want to share your X-Files fan fiction with DHS…
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 27, 2017
If any of you need to report space aliens to our government, please call their hotline: 1-855-48-VOICE. Here are some of their Most Wanted: pic.twitter.com/nWnVYdDdpG
— Steven Santos (@stevensantos) April 27, 2017
Don't forget to call 1-855-48-VOICE & let them know if you've seen the illegal alien Sasquatch (aka Big Foot), on the 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 border ! pic.twitter.com/pAfOOR0ZqS
— Jordan (@_Jordan_J_) April 27, 2017
Man, can you imagine if old mate Tones had set up his own hotline? I wanna complain too, dammit.