Frank Ocean’s Dick Bling has everyone in a twitter

Frank Ocean has applied the “All Eyes on Me” approach with his latest marketing strategy. 

Our favourite modern man and crooner, Frank Ocean has everyone gasping but mostly talking over his latest Instagram post. Our favourite crooner definitely surprised everyone with his new marketing strategy, which he implemented to announce the new addition of cock rings to his luxury brand Homer. 

The marketing strategy is clearly working because the whole of the internet is talking about it. The products, on first appearances, look incredible. It will remain to be seen whether or not the marketing will translate into sales, but Ocean is probably pretty confident it will, because, let’s face it, he’s Frank Ocean, and they look blingtastic.   

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Ocean’s luxury brand, Homer has recently announced some impressive cock bling, aka cock rings are up for sale and are selling for the price tag of up to from A-OK Keychain in silver $310 to (the cock ring, featuring 60 “lab-grown” princess cut diamonds). 

The highlight, however, has to be the H-Bone Ring with Stones. Made with 18-Karat yellow gold, with an array of channel-set princess-cut diamonds and layers that express a pixelated bone or an H-motif, finished with a high polish. They come in sizes 6 to 12 and are currently going for $9,940.

Ocean himself modeled the ring in a photo posted to Instagram, but it seems that fans were less shocked by the nudity angle, and more taken aback it seems by the product he has added to his online store. The singer shared nude whilst blurring out his private area.


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Twitter has responded in kind, by commenting with everything from wishing he had dropped an album instead, to “normalise gifting the homies the new frank ocean homer cock ring,”  to “prayed for a frank ocean album but a homer dick ring will suffice.”

 For more info, the product is already on sale and can be purchased from the website.


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