News Weird World Siberian mayor defends penis-shaped ice rink as an efficient use of space by Jasmine Kassis For the second year in a row, the Mayor of Novosibirsk defends the city’s penis-shaped ice rink saying it is simply an efficient use of space. I never thought I…
News World In a world first, a UK man who lost his penis has had a new one built on his arm by Samara Louise In a world-first, a UK man who lost his penis after a severe blood infection has had a new one built on his arm. The surgery was conducted by Professor…
News From glass pipes to penis pumps, this new Joe Exotic museum will have it all by Manning Patston What a treat it is to once again be reporting on the wildly entertaining and endlessly enigmatic Joe Exotic. During the COVID-19 lockdowns, Tiger King was all we had. Now…
News A dating site for men with small penises has just launched by Claudia Schmidt What will they think of next? But seriously. A dating site for men who are less-than-well-endowed has just launched, called Dinky One. The website is aimed at men with body…
News Donald Trump is a dildo-loving Nazi Klansman with a micro-penis according to Roger Waters by Nick Stillman Anyone who was at Desert Trip over the weekend would have missed the US presidential debate, however, they were treated with a mass-scale political spectacle of their own thanks to…
News This guy’s penis signature is a little hard to swallow for some folk by Happy One Victoria man is facing some stiff opposition from governing bodies over the choice of his signature. 33-year-old Jared Hyams has been campaigning to keep his current signature, a caricature…
News PREMIERE: Is your neighbour a raging dickhead? Max Quinn’s Onomatopenis’ Waterloo is the anthem for you by Susie Garrard It may have escaped your attention, but Max Quinn doesn’t exactly take things too seriously. It’s not like you’d name your band “Onomatopenis” without cracking a bit of a smile. Unless…
News Album Premiere: Max Quinn’s Onomatopenis – Self Titled Debut by Alex Gordon For over two years now, Ballina native Max Quinn has been living in the big city – its smoggy air permeating his lungs, its greasy thai food satisfying his stomachly desires, its Darlinghurst darlings populating his…
News Album Premiere: Max Quinn's Onomatopenis – Self Titled Debut by Alex Gordon For over two years now, Ballina native Max Quinn has been living in the big city – its smoggy air permeating his lungs, its greasy thai food satisfying his stomachly desires, its Darlinghurst darlings populating his…
Books Lists News Happy’s Best New Books 2024 by Happy Updated weekly by the fine folk at Happy Mag, these are the absolute best new books that this week has to offer from Australia and around the world!…
Music News WATCH: Amyl & The Sniffers ‘Jerkin’ (Warning – contains a new perspective) by Tammy Moir Here’s another reason to love Amyl & The Sniffers – as if we needed one. The latest video drop from our favourite punk rockers, Amyl & The Sniffers, is just…
Music So I Says To Mabel talks the catharsis of pop punk and the saving grace of music by Happy We get into it with Western Sydney’s So I Says To Mabel about their latest EP ….needs therapy So I Says to Mabel’s latest EP “…needs therapy” is a dynamic…
Lists News Of pigs, sheep and dogs: 5 things you didn’t know about ‘Animals’ by Pink Floyd by Tom Cameron Behind Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall towers Animals, a third iconic Pink Floyd record which turned 45 this year, but feels more important than ever. Pink Floyd released Animals on 23…
