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Who won (and who should’ve won) at the 2016 Grammys

58th grammy awards

Say what you will about the 2016 Grammys, but they are one of the biggest nights for the international music community. The results have just come out, and no doubt there will be some furious debate surrounding the winners and those who have been robbed. But rest easy, we’ve had a look at the nominees and done the math to bring you the definitive list of those who won, and those who should have won.

58th grammy awards

Record of the Year

Winner: Uptown Funk, Mark Ronson feat Bruno Mars

Should Have Won: Depreston, Courtney Barnett. Maaaaaaate. How can you look past this one? What a rippa.

Album of the Year

Winner: Taylor Swift, 1989

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett Sometimes I Just Sit and Think, And Sometimes I Just Sit. What an album, Barney was totally jipped, mate.

Best Pop Vocal Album

Winner: Taylor Swift, 1989

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, Sometimes I Just Sit and Think, And Sometimes I Just Sit. She was really, really jipped.

Best Remixed Recording, Non-Classical

Winner: Dave Audé, Uptown Funk (Dave Audé Remix)

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett for her cover remix of Rowland S. Howard’s Shivers.

Best Music Video

Winner: Taylor Swift f. Kendrick Lamar, Bad Blood

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, Kim’s Caravan. Shit mate, a blind fella could tell you this.

Best Music Film

Winner: Amy

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, Dead Fox, for the upcoming Fantastic Mr. Fox sequel, directed by Lars Von Trier.

Best Country Solo Performer

Winner: Chris Stapleton, Traveller

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett for when she performed on Ellen. That was a pretty good solo gig in another country, now my mum likes CB too.

Best Dance Recording

Winner: Skrillex, Diplo, and Justin Bieber, Where Are Ü Now

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett for Depreston. Kids were dancing to this banger in da clubs all night long.

Best Dance/Electronic Album

Winner: Skrillex and Diplo, Skrillex & Diplo Present Jack Ü

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett. Same as above ^^^

Best R&B Performance

Winner: The Weeknd, Earned It (Fifty Shades of Grey)

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett for her Tiny Desk gig. R&B stands for “Room and Books” yeah?

Best R&B Song

Winner: D’Angelo, Really Love

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, same reason again ^^^

Best Urban Contemporary Album

Winner: The Weeknd, Beauty Behind The Madness

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, Depreston. Nothing more urban than moving house.

Best R&B Album

Winner: D’Angelo And The Vanguard, Black Messiah

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett. Duh

Best Rock Album

Winner: Muse, Drones

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, for reasons we’ve already explained

Best Alternative Music Album

Winner: Alabama Shakes, Sound & Color

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett. Are you sensing a pattern here?

Best Rap Performance

Winner: Kendrick Lamar, Alright

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett. People say she only talks, which is what lots of rapper do.

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration

Winner: Kendrick Lamar f. Bilal, Anna Wise, Thundercat, These Walls

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, because she sings a lot too.

Best Rap Song

Winner: Kendrick Lamar, Alright

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, Three Packs A Day. So much flow to this banger.

Best Pop Solo Performance

Winner: Ed Sheeran, Thinking Out Loud

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, Pedestrian at Best. It’s super popular with the kids.

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance

Winner: Mark Ronson f. Bruno Mars, Uptown Funk

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett for that Nobody Cares video, what a group performance.

Producer Of The Year, Non-Classical

Winner: Jeff Bhasker

Should Have Won: Whoever produced Courtney Barnett’s album. Its a shiner.

Best Rap Album

Winner: Kendrick Lamar, To Pimp A Butterfly

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett

Best Country Album

Winner: Chris Stapleton, Traveller

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, because she is the drawling Aussie voice of our proud country.

Song Of The Year

Winner: Ed Sheeran, Thinking Out Loud

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, Three Packs A Day. No one has captured the beauty of 2 minute noodles like this.

Best Musical Theater Album

Winner: Hamilton

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, for the upcoming stage adaptation of the upcoming Fantastic Mr. Fox sequel, directed by Sir Ian McKellen.

Best Rock Performance

Winner: Alabama Shakes, Don’t Wanna Fight

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett, Nobody Cares, since no one cares about the other nominees.

Best New Artist

Winner: Meghan Trainor

Should Have Won: Courtney Barnett

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February 16, 2016