The Summer festival season is well and truly upon us. Right now punters up north are basking in Festival of the Sun, and there are plenty of more on the horizon. Sometimes people miss out on festival tickets and have to find other means of getting into their festival of choice. There are plenty of kids in such a predicament right now with hard-style event Knockout Circuz currently sold out of tix. As anyone would do in this situation, you’d turn to the internet in the hope that someone will be selling. A Gumtree user simply known as Alex may be the salvation these fans are looking for, but his tickets come with this some very unorthodox stipulations.
As per his Gumtree ad, Alex is selling two hard copy tickets to tomorrow’s Knockout Circuz valued at $130 each, but in addition to the money potential buyers will also have to cook him breakfast on the day of the event, do the dishes, make his bed, do stretches and practice dance moves with him, then bid a tearful goodbye once they reach event.
Is this guy for real? If so, you better have your poached egg game down pat.
As Alex notes in his ad, his mates had to bail to go to work, hence the extra tickets. Hey, we’ve all been in this situation. As of writing this article 496 people have visited this ad, with 5 of them making offers. If you’re keen (and if this isn’t a massive troll) just be sure you’re ready to meet the above stipulations.
This story was first seen on Tone Deaf.
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