Let’s face it, Fifty Shades of Grey is no classic to timeless novel, contrary to what many teenage girls or bored housewives may think. But to it’s credit, it seems that just about everyone has heard of the “romance” series, making it such a great piece of work to parody.
“She said she was turned on by men who took risks . . . So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.”
The newest parody to take on the international series of steamy books is 50 Nerds of Grey, and as you may have guessed, totally brings nerds to the front. Whether you’re a tad on the awkward side or are a full blown geek, this collection of Tweets is something we can all appreciate. While they won’t be getting you all hot and heavy…unless you have a some sort of Star Wars or Dr Who fetish, they will most definitely brighten your day. The Twitter account has over 200,000 followers, and unlike the original trilogy, is totally safe and acceptable for public viewing.
You can check out some of the Tweets below, otherwise you can find the full collection here. Thus with much aplomb, for your hurting eyes and intellectual sensibilities we give you, 50 Shades of Nerd.
'Do you want a happy ending?' she asked, massaging his back.
'Yes please' he replied.
'OK' she said 'Jon Snow's still alive.'#GameofThrones— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 24, 2016
'Ouch!' he cried in pain as her hand swiped right across his face.
'I'm sorry,' she said. 'I thought we were still on Tinder.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 23, 2016
'How do you feel about chains?' she whispered, stroking his chest.
He gulped. 'I quite like Pizza Hut but I'm not so keen on McDonalds.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016
'I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated,' she said, squirming.
'All right,' he said, and called IT support.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/50NerdsofGrey/status/721422116558618624
'Do you have protection?' she asked.
'Of course' he said. 'I've got my Captain America shield and I'm wearing my underpants on the outside.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 14, 2016
'Mmmm, let's play doctors,' she whispered seductively.
'All right,' he said. 'You be Doctor Who and I'll be Doctor Strange.'#DoctorStrange— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 13, 2016
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