News Victoria hits record daily infection rate as COVID-19 continues to soar by Kayla McNicoll Okay, we will admit that the rest of Australia has spent the last month cracking a few jokes at Victoria’s expense. If Australia were a dinner party, Victoria would be…
News Clive Palmer looks likely to win WA border debate, ScoMo warns by Julia Lo Surdo There has recently been much debate among Australian citizens and politicians regarding Western Australia and the state’s strict border closure rules. State Premier Mark McGowan stands by the strict border…
News ScoMo drops the bombshell that Australia’s been under a cyber attack for months by Emily Elvish After polishing off his morning coffee, ScoMo decided that it seemed like the perfect winter’s day to drop a spicy tidbit of knowledge on the Australian public. “Oh yeah, forgot…
News Australian government prepares all clear for venues to host over 100 people by Emily Elvish Prime Minister Scott Morrison just gave us some news to cheer about. Indoor gathering restrictions on 100 people will be scrapped next month, giving the green light for restaurants and…
News Man interrupts ScoMo’s broadcast to tell him to get off his lawn by Claudia Schmidt The Australian Prime Minister (more colloquially known as ScoMo) has been interrupted whilst speaking at a press conference by a disgruntled man telling him to get off his lawn. ScoMo…
News Australian government miscalculates JobKeeper by a casual $60 billion by Emily Elvish We all know JobKeeper; Australia’s solution to keep businesses afloat during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. Well, now the scheme is going to be even more memorable. In a legendary “oh shit” moment, the…
News The government are fully bribing Aussies into downloading COVIDSafe app by saying pubs will open sooner by Talya Jacobson One of the things Aussies are missing the most during coronavirus lockdowns is going down to the local pub. Well now PM Scott Morrison has announced that we can all…
News British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been moved to intensive care due to coronavirus by Nikki Rosen Boris Johnson, the conservative Prime Minister of the UK, has been taken into intensive care with worsening symptoms of coronavirus. Johnson is being treated in St Thomas’ Hospital in central…
Music LISTEN: Dr Sure’s Unusual Practise – ‘Scomo Goes To Hawaii’ by Bill Robinson Melbourne post-punk outfit Dr Sure’s Unusual Practise have released a new mini-album in an effort to raise cash for the bushfires currently storming across Australia. Titled Scomo Goes To Hawaii,…
News Looking for your nearest democracy sausage? We’ve got you covered by Raghav Iyer It is the day of the Australian Federal Election and (more importantly) the day of the Democracy Sausage. It is known that the char-grilled latter is the real reason why…
