Each year triple J hold a competition to decide who will be the ‘Mayor of Splendour’. Prizes include: eternal glory, special VIP access to the festival, and an excuse to get an epic Simpsons tattoo celebrating the victory.
Calvin, the ‘Mayor of Splendour’, got an epic Simpsons tattoo on his arse celebrating his glorious victory. Bow down.
This years winner is a bloke named Calvin from Homebush in Sydney. An apprentice tradie, he won the comp with promises of free shoulder rides, glitter for the masses and that he’d get a tattoo on his butt if he won.
Not only did he fulfil his promise, but he did so in the best way possible; by getting a cheek-spanning drawing of Mayor Quimby smiling smugly with no pants on permanently embossed onto his arse.
What a legend.
Splendour kicks off this Thursday. Head here for set times!
While you’re here read our definitive list of the best Simpsons songs ever here.
