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Feast your eyes on the world’s sexiest plants

They sound like something that could be straight out of Pornhub, but hookers lips, naked man and Peter’s pepper are actually plants!

The ability of the mind to subconsciously pervert things has never ceased to astound me. However, in this case, I’m not sure if Mother Nature has a sick mind, or if it’s us.

Back in 2019, Gardening Express released what they believe to be the rudest plants on earth. A spokesperson said, “we know there is a time and a place for everything, but we just could not help ourselves when finding some plants on the cruder side of life.”

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They continued, “but this list is not just about having a laugh, it really shows how wonderful plants can be. From one little seed, a plant can grow to create a detailed flower that just so happens to perfectly show something quite rude. We certainly had fun compiling the list.” Check out the world’s sexiest plants below:

#1 – Hookers Lips

These gorgeous pair of red, luscious lips belong to a plant known as Psychotria elata. Affectionately, this plant is called Hooker’s Lips or the Hot Lips Plant. It’s fair to say that the hooker lips plant looks very kissable.

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#2 – Sausage Tree

The sausage tree is a fierce contender in the world of rude looking plants we think. Dangling in clusters from long, pendulous stems, each thick-skinned fruit can grow up to three feet in length. While the unripe fruit is poisonous to humans, cooked sausage tree fruit is a common ingredient used in making traditional African beer.

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#3 – Peter’s Pepper

The peter pepper is an heirloom chilli pepper known for its unusual phallic shape. Despite its giggle-worthy appearance, it is a fairly hot pepper, reaching up to 30,000 Scoville Heat Units.

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#4 – Naked Man Orchid

Orchis italica, more commonly called the Naked Man Orchid or the Italian Orchid, grows in various locations throughout the Mediterranean, resembling a cute and very naked purple man wearing a hat. Aren’t these naked man flowers simply beautiful?

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#5 – Angel Orchid

It may sound sweet and innocent, but one looks at this plant shows it’s anything but. The orchid, native to Southern India, closely resembles a cloaked woman with huge breasts.

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#6 – Clitoria Ternatea

The sexiest plant in our opinion. This pretty plant and its flowers, also known as the butterfly pea, very closely resembles, something a little bit saucy. If you don’t quite see it, take another look at the name.

#7 – Carrion flower

Also known as corpse flowers or stinking flowers, the Carrion Flower emits an odour that smells like rotting flesh. Not only that but they look a little bit naughty too.

#8 – Rhodoichiton

While these flowers look stunning in full bloom, a few weeks before the flowers are out in full force, it has to be said that the pendulous tube looks like a certain part of the male anatomy.

We hope you enjoyed this list of sexy flowers and rude plants. Who would have thought that plants could be so sexy? After all, phallic flowers are better than regular flowers. Maybe now you will feel inspired to get outside and do some gardening.