After a long and wholesome career, Ryan Creamer, Pornhub’s most respectable star, has officially decided to call it quits.
It’s a sad day for Pornhub, as its most upstanding contributor, Ryan Creamer, has decided to retire. The news comes exactly two years after Creamer first decided to start his career, a decision which would unknowingly thrust him into a world positively throbbing with kinky wholesomeness.
Taking to Twitter, Creamer announced the news, describing “today, 2 years to the day from when i started it, i am ending my pornhub career. these videos added so much fun to my life and i hope they did for you too.”
Along with his announcement, Creamer posted one extremely suitable final video: the money shot.
today, 2 years to the day from when i started it, i am ending my pornhub career. these videos added so much fun to my life and i hope they did for you too. thank you all for watching 💖💖 now, i leave you the way all porn must inevitably end – https://t.co/Pk6zZjWx1t pic.twitter.com/Pig8EROVnU
— Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) October 12, 2020
Creamer’s final offering follows on from an impressive catalogue of hits, including Secretary and Boss Enjoy Healthy Working Relationship:
Husband Watches as another Man says Incredibly Nice things to his Wife:
Showering Stepsister’s Privacy is Respected:
And Marathon Edging Session:
Twitter has mourned the loss of its finest, most-wholesome porn star.
And what a great Pornhub career it was! Miss you already! ❤️❤️❤️
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) October 12, 2020
— Parasitic Ghost 👻(🔞) (@parasiticflower) October 12, 2020
Thank you for being such a unique experience. Your videos will be missed but never forgotten. pic.twitter.com/8PTcVnodkN
— Chovis 🐝 (@_Mekishiko_) October 12, 2020
— GodCONE (@XXDEADREAPSXX1) October 12, 2020
Sad to see you go!! But oh so glad you came 💦💦
— Cherie DeVille (@CherieDeVille) October 12, 2020
I’ll miss you! 😔 pic.twitter.com/F3BubEl7kf
— Amber (@bbgirly26) October 12, 2020
Salute to a real one pic.twitter.com/MVwvP3kxch
— #ACABSZN🗑🔥🔥 (@San_Andres94) October 12, 2020
Ryan Creamer: an oral history
Who knew that in October 2018, one man would forever change the course of Pornhub – and the world?
Well, that man is none other than Ryan Creamer, and it all started when he created a Pornhub channel of the same name.
When Creamer isn’t just a porn sensation with tens of thousands of subscribers, he’s also a comedian, actor, and writer for the LA-based internet comedy company, CollegeHumor.
Creamer decided to create a Pornhub channel after he came across the ‘Work With Us’ tab whilst browsing the site, thinking it would be a funny thing to do.
I’ve found it, the kinkiest thing on PornHub. pic.twitter.com/R8SF8IZS8u
— Ava Ex Machina (@silicondomme) January 31, 2019
Creating his first Pornhub upload, I Tuck You In After You Cum, (which is also his favourite) little did he know that he would go onto become an internet sensation.
A budding auteur, Creamer would go on to create the likes of I, Your Step Brother, Decline Your Advances But Am Flattered; Secretary and Boss Enjoy Healthy Working Relationship; and I Deliver You A Pizza And Don’t Put My Weiner In It.
Creamer became so popular that even real pornstars requested to join in his entirely non-sexual Pornhub videos, prompting the wholesome I Cloud Gaze With Mia Malkova video, featuring pornstar Mia Malkova.
Whilst it’s not clear whether people watch his videos for entertainment purposes or to actually get off – knowing humans, it’s probably both.
“Saving this for after I cum,” wrote one user on his I Tuck You In After You Cum video.
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Fare thee well, Ryan Creamer. You will be missed.
