After a whopping 16 seconds spent nursing it down his gullet with all the speed of a glacier, Bill Shorten finally managed to put away a single schooner of lager yesterday, Junkee reports.
— Sam Dastyari (@samdastyari) April 9, 2017
Red faced, teary eyed and as still as the grave, Bill Shorten has revealed a major shortcoming in his non-existent ability to scull a beer.
While the unstoppable, outlandish and utterly motherfucking legendary Bob Hawke managed to knock back a pint in 11 seconds at the cricket, Shorten takes a painstaking 16 seconds to do the same with a schooner.
Plus, I never thought I’d say the words, but this made me miss Tony Abbott. At least he was good entertainment.