News Politics World Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye is the first of Trump’s team to admit defeat by Brendan Neville Hot mess Rudy Giuliani sweated out his hair dye at a press conference yesterday whilst accusing Joe Biden of being a criminal. It’s unlikely you could ever lose an election…
News Politics Weird World Donald Trump rolls back US water restrictions to keep his hair “perfect” by Ben Hansen “Because my hair — I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect.” This is the reasoning US President Donald Trump gave for rolling back regulations on…
News A golden haired bug with tiny genitals has been officially named after Donald Trump. Seems fitting, right? by Agnes O'Dwyer Donald Trump, The President of the United States of America (that’s going to need some getting used to) has received the incredible honour of having a moth named after him….
News Politics Weird South Park creators roast Trump mercilessly in deepfake webseries by Mike Hitch South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have taken the piss out of Donald Trump’s election loss with a stunning deepfake video. After Trump lost the 2020 election to…
News Politics World Rudy Giuliani has tested positive to coronavirus, according to Trump by Happy Only hours after appearing on Fox News, it’s been revealed that personal lawyer to Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, has tested positive to COVID-19. Profuse sweater, Donald Trump lawyer, and Borat 2 star…
News Politics World Finally: Donald Trump allows transition to Biden administration to begin by Phil Hanlon Donald Trump may have finally started to accept his election loss after commencing the formal US transition for newly-elected Joe Biden to take the Oval Office. President-elect Joe Biden is…
News Politics Gladys Berejiklian firing her staffer for voting against her has massive Trump energy by Claudia Schmidt Catherine Cusack has been fired by Gladys Berejiklian after she voted against her party on a bill which threatened to take protections away from koalas. You may or may not remember…
News Politics Pop Culture World Leaked Trump docs accuse Billie Eilish of “destroying our country and everything we care about” by Claudia Schmidt The Trump administration has labelled the 18-year-old, green-haired superstar Billie Eilish a threat to the sanctity of America. US President Donald Trump, admired by world dictators and extremist religious groups…
News It took someone 5 guesses to hack Donald Trump’s Twitter password by Brendan Neville Donald Trump’s Twitter account was hacked when a Dutch security researcher successfully guessed the president’s password: ‘maga2020!’ Twitter has rarely ever been a friend of Donald Trump, and that’s probably…
News Politics World “Donald is cruel”: Trump slammed by sister Maryanne in secretly recorded audio by Jenae Madden New leaked audio reveals that Donald Trump’s presidency has been a point of contention even in the Trump household, with his sister Maryanne criticising him in leaked audio. Looks like…
News Politics World “I’m a big fan of yours”: Trump’s love letters to Putin revealed as Russian collusion confirmed by Jayden Collins Trump’s love letters to Putin revealed during Senate Intelligence Committee report on Russian collusion during the 2016 US election. The Senate Intelligence Committee has released a series of letters from…
News Politics World Donald Trump’s younger brother Robert Trump passes away aged 71 by Samara Louise The youngest of the five Trump siblings, Robert Trump has “peacefully” passed away after a series of ongoing illnesses. The youngest of the five Trump siblings, Robert Trump, has died at…
News Politics World Former presidential candidate and Trump-ally Herman Cain dies of COVID-19 by Kayla McNicoll If there is one thing that 2020 has taught us so far, it’s that COVID-19 does not discriminate. A number of famous people around the world have sadly lost their…