News Politics World Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye is the first of Trump’s team to admit defeat by Brendan Neville Hot mess Rudy Giuliani sweated out his hair dye at a press conference yesterday whilst accusing Joe Biden of being…
News Politics Weird World Donald Trump rolls back US water restrictions to keep his hair “perfect” by Ben Hansen “Because my hair — I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect.” This is the reasoning…
News A golden haired bug with tiny genitals has been officially named after Donald Trump. Seems fitting, right? by Agnes O'Dwyer Donald Trump, The President of the United States of America (that’s going to need some getting used to) has received…
News Politics Weird South Park creators roast Trump mercilessly in deepfake webseries by Mike Hitch South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have taken the piss out of Donald Trump’s election loss with a…
News Politics World Rudy Giuliani has tested positive to coronavirus, according to Trump by Happy Only hours after appearing on Fox News, it’s been revealed that personal lawyer to Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, has tested…
News Politics World Finally: Donald Trump allows transition to Biden administration to begin by Phil Hanlon Donald Trump may have finally started to accept his election loss after commencing the formal US transition for newly-elected Joe…
News Politics Gladys Berejiklian firing her staffer for voting against her has massive Trump energy by Claudia Schmidt Catherine Cusack has been fired by Gladys Berejiklian after she voted against her party on a bill which threatened to take…
News Politics Pop Culture World Leaked Trump docs accuse Billie Eilish of “destroying our country and everything we care about” by Claudia Schmidt The Trump administration has labelled the 18-year-old, green-haired superstar Billie Eilish a threat to the sanctity of America. US President…
News It took someone 5 guesses to hack Donald Trump’s Twitter password by Brendan Neville Donald Trump’s Twitter account was hacked when a Dutch security researcher successfully guessed the president’s password: ‘maga2020!’ Twitter has rarely…
News Politics World “Donald is cruel”: Trump slammed by sister Maryanne in secretly recorded audio by Jenae Madden New leaked audio reveals that Donald Trump’s presidency has been a point of contention even in the Trump household, with…
News Politics World “I’m a big fan of yours”: Trump’s love letters to Putin revealed as Russian collusion confirmed by Jayden Collins Trump’s love letters to Putin revealed during Senate Intelligence Committee report on Russian collusion during the 2016 US election. The…
News Politics World Donald Trump’s younger brother Robert Trump passes away aged 71 by Samara Louise The youngest of the five Trump siblings, Robert Trump has “peacefully” passed away after a series of ongoing illnesses. The youngest…
News Politics World Former presidential candidate and Trump-ally Herman Cain dies of COVID-19 by Kayla McNicoll If there is one thing that 2020 has taught us so far, it’s that COVID-19 does not discriminate. A number…