Sometimes titles can be misleading. This isn’t one of those titles.
A man under the Youtube moniker Dog Shit is on day five of a personal crusade to make Jason Segel eat a photo of his face, with no signs of slowing down.
Maybe he’s a mad genius, perhaps an unstable human being or even a performance artist of the highest caliber, but whatever you call Mr. Dog Shit you can be sure he’s captured the minds of millions with this seemingly unstoppable agenda.
We have no doubt that Dog Shit will not stop until Jason Segel eats a photo of him, but just how far will his crusade go?
Jason Segel, you have the opportunity to save a life. Dog Shit already looks unhealthy enough, and a steady diet of paper and printer ink can’t be doing him any favours.
For the record, here’s the photo he’s demanding that Segel eats:
If that’s not a man desperately wrapping his fingers around the hinges of insanity, then nothing is. Segel, you have an obligation.
Given Dog Shit’s means of performance is Youtube, you can count on the fact that there’d be some gold in the comments section. Here we go:
