Arts Fuck the Instagram police: David the Robot earns his followers by drawing dicks by Paul Maland What would happen if that kid etching dongs into school desks never stopped? Behold the crude magnificence of David the…
News After months of denial, Armie Hammer has (belatedly) checked into rehab by Pandora Craufurd-Gormly CW: This article contains references to sexual assault and violence. Armie Hammer has finally checked into rehab to treat drugs,…
News NSFW Weird Gwyneth Paltrow’s rare ‘double-sided vibrator’ sold out in 24 hours by Mike Hitch As Mother’s Day looms near, Gwyneth Paltrow’s website sold out of its rare ‘double-sided’ vibrator in less than 24 hours….
News Jennifer Lawrence injured after on-set glass explosion by Marcie Cheers An explosion on the set of a new film starring Jennifer Lawrence, Don’t Look Up, has put production on hold….
News Sex NSW Health recommends masks on for COVID-safe sex by Iain Lew The PlaySafe website from NSW Health has several recommendations for COVID-safe sex including wearing a mask or just going solo…
Clocked News NSFW ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ reveals a very NSFW bug by Iain Lew With Cyberpunk 2077 out now, another thing is also out in the form of V’s penis through their pants — the…
Music PREMIERE: HINA unveils soulful mastery on her sultry debut EP ‘Muse’ by Cassia Briscoe Smooth, velvety and raw: New Zealand’s singer-songwriter HINA delivers neo-pop chocolate for the soul on her EP Muse. Aptly named…
News Pop Culture Weird Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest Goop gift guide includes a $300 lamp made out of real bread by Brendan Neville Gwyneth Paltrow has released a Goop holiday gift guide which includes a Post-Structuralist Vulva Colouring Book and a lamp made…
News Politics Here’s why thousands are petitioning to fire Perth’s newly elected Lord Mayor by Samara Louise “This is 2020, not the 1950s.” The people of Western Australia are petitioning to fire Perth’s Lord Mayor following his…
Clocked News Sex Confirmed: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ offers customisable cybernetic genitalia by Thomas Noss CD Projekt Red are taking character customisation to a whole new level with the availability of customisable penis and vagina…
News The coronavirus lockdown has seen a huge spike in DIY sex toys by Claire Adema With the coronavirus pandemic forcing us all to spend a whole lot of extra time at home, we have seen…
News Politics World American company releases ‘politics scented candle’ made from real horse poo by Claudia Schmidt Just last week we reported on Erykah Badu’s announcement that she would be making incense that smells like her vagina….
News Vinyl Prince Estate announces monster reissue of seminal album 1999 by Happy Since Prince’s death, his estate have slowly been drip-feeding the public a wealth of material once kept under lock and…