While neither The Pinheads nor Drunk Mums ever claimed to be intellectuals, there’s a definite yet hard-to-place wisdom behind their words. Like watching a chimpanzee learning to use tools, seeing these two speak in their own language of punk gobbledygook oozes an intelligence hidden somewhere behind a hazy veneer.
That being said, if you don’t want to witness a brash cluster fuck of spelling errors, profanity and insanity, turn back now. It’s like watching two male dogs trying to fuck each other. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
The Pinheads and Drunk Mums have been touring together and to be perfectly honest, we’re a little worried about their sanity.
Questions from The Pinheads to Drunk Mums
PH: Which of these four names best describes each member: “The Hog”, “The Gremlin”, “The Bean” and the “The Bumblebee”?
DM: The Hog – Johnny, The Gremlin – Adam, The Bean – Jake, The Bumblebee – Dean.
PH: How did you get you get your nicknames “dingus,” “dean the bean,” “dome” and “the bad man”
DM: Well we were doing this interview and this bunch of dickheads starting calling us names
PH: Did u Drunk Mum?
DM: Only yours, nah wait she was already drunk ;)
PH: Seaweed for arms or cotton for feet?
DM: Seaweed for feeet
PH: How many beery you drinky at konsert?
DM: How many is there? Cos we’ll drink em all
Questions from Drunk Mums to The Pinheads
DM: What are Pinnies doing this year?
PH: Release album #1. tour earth. record album #2 and broadcast to outer space
DM: What makes you think you would win in The Pinheads VS Drunk Mums?
PH: Pinis have confidential info from extraterrestrial sources that makes our power beyond what u can conceive
DM: How did we meet again?
PH: Said extraterrestrial sources brought us together on a very blessed niz
DM: Why are we fighting each other in The Pinheads vs Drunk Mums?
PH: Rivalry over who dramky beery from fridge and which 1 is the strong 1s (pini)
DM: If ya band had to have a star sign what would it be and why?
PH: Pin Hed
DM: Finish this sentence. Drunk Mums are better than The Pinheads because…
PH: because they know how to stum gtar and hit drum with beery
The Pinheads and Drunk Mums are mid-tour, with a stretch of dates left to run. Grab all the details you need from Facebook here or the poster below:
While you’re here, check out our list of the druggiest albums of all time.