Features News Politics Weird The unabridged tale of ScoMo shitting himself at Engadine Maccas in 1997 by Manning Patston One of the most treasured Australian political rumours to date suggests that Scott Morrison shat his pants at Engadine Maccas in 1997. Ladies and gents, please prepare for a load…
News Politics The ABCs of Scott Morrison’s marketing f-ups by Lochie Schuster Scott Morrison only has himself to blame if he loses the next election, after showing support for yet another discriminatory bill. If Gordon Ramsay did a show about PR nightmares,…
News Politics The highlights and lowlights of ScoMo’s cringeworthy press conference, as told in memes by Hayley Noble Last night, Prime Minister Scott Morrison once again put his foot in it, finally addressing the issues raised about Parliament’s workplace culture. From assuring the country that he is listening…
News Politics Scott Morrison congratulates himself for not mindlessly murdering protestors by Mike Hitch Morrison has congratulated his “vibrant liberal democracy” after zero women attending March 4 Justice events across the country were shot. In what should be a clickbait headline but isn’t, Morrison…
News Politics Facebook news ban lifted, Aus Government and Zuckerberg reach agreement by Marcie Cheers It has felt like the longest week for the Australian media industry, but we are finally able to post and share news on Facebook once again! Australian news is back…
News Politics Government lashes back at Zuck by pulling advertising spend on Facebook by Ria Pandey And so, the plot thickens. The Federal Government has pulled potentially millions of dollars in advertising spend from Facebook, lashing back at the social media platform’s block on Aussie’s access…
Health News “V for vaccine”: First Aussie Covid vaccine recipient gives ScoMo a two-fingered salute by Claudia Siron The Covid-19 vaccine has officially started rolling out in Australia, and the first recipient has gone viral “thanks to the fact that she threw Scott Morrison a sneaky V sign.”…
News Politics Pop Culture The Chaser dropped an intensive, 7-year-long list of the Liberal Party’s corruption (with receipts) by Marcie Cheers Following the ongoing scandals with the Liberal Party, The Chaser has released a complete list of the Liberal’s scandals over the past seven years. It’s the list you never knew…
News Politics ScoMo comes under fire for his utterly shit tier response to the Parliament rape allegations by Hayley Noble With evidence mounting that the Prime Minister was aware of Brittany Higgins’ allegations, husband and father Scott Morrison has come under fire for his tone-deaf response to the press. CW:…
News Politics “Dark money” has made up almost half of the Coalition’s funding since 1999 by Ria Pandey According to data released by The Australian Electoral Commission, almost 40% of the money propping up the Coalition for the past 20 years has come from unidentified sources. The release…
News Politics Aussie GP returns Order of Australia to protest the Margaret Court debacle by Ria Pandey Dr Clara Tuck Meng Soo, a local doctor from Canberra, has returned her Order of Australia medal in protest of Margaret Court receiving an honour. Last week, it was announced…
News Politics Why did Scott Morrison fail to congratulate Jacinda Ardern on her landslide win? by Samara Louise ScoMo’s public silence towards Jacinda Ardern following her win could be telling of a bigger political picture – are we entering a new era? Jacinda Ardern and her team saw…
News Scott Morrison’s staggering travel expenses have been revealed by Mary Ali If fucking off to Hawaii in the midst of the worst bushfires Australia has ever seen hasn’t told you that Scott Morrison is known for his travelling, then wait until…
