News Weird There is now a hotline for people to just scream and hang up by Jasmine Kassis Do you ever get the sudden urge to scream your lungs out? Well, now there is a scream hotline where you can do exactly that….
Features Politics Weird The unabridged tale of ScoMo shitting himself at Engadine Maccas in 1997 by Manning Patston One of the most treasured Australian political rumours to date suggests that Scott Morrison shat his pants at Engadine Maccas in 1997. Ladies and gents,…
Nature News Weird World Millions of Americans apparently believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows by Phil Hanlon “Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?” Apparently millions of Americans are under the impression that the answer is yes, yes it does. In news…
News Weird Ship draws huge dick pic in the ocean then blocks the Suez Canal by Hayley Noble A clumsy and unknowingly cheeky cargo ship drew a dick pic in the ocean before it got stuck in the Suez Canal. Taking the game…
Music Video WATCH: Post Malone’s wonderfully cringe first music video has resurfaced by Claudia Siron Before the Candy Paint singer became famous, he was up to some pretty interesting shit… like this home-made music video featuring Jazzy Eff. Pedestrian TV…
Nature News Science Australian DJ and neuroscientist discovers that zebrafish go off to MC Hammer by Hayley Noble Meet the coolest fish in school who are ready to party as soon as MC Hammer’s U Can’t Touch This starts playing. Rebecca Poulsen, a.k.a. BeXta,…
Health News Weird Hard times: Man suffers 9-day erection following a moped accident by Phil Hanlon A British man has tipped erectile dysfunction on its head after a moped accident landed him with a nine-day erection. Life is already hard enough,…
News Space Weird You can now live next to Area 51 for a cool $4.5 million by Manning Patston An 80-acre cattle ranch adjacent to the ever-enigmatic Area 51 has just gone up on the market for $4.5 million. When I think of extraterrestrial…
News Weird Naked fugitive found in croc-infested swamp, claims he got lost en route to a Tones and I gig by Phil Hanlon Johnny most definitely ran away in the case of this naked fugitive who made refuge in a crocodile-infested swamp, claiming he got lost en route…
News Weird There’s now a Facebook support group for anyone called Karen by Ria Pandey You’ve probably heard of the meme: the entitled white woman who pops off at the most minor of inconveniences. Now, a bunch of Karens have…
News Sex Weird Surprise! Butt plugs were actually invented to cure headaches by Jasmine Kassis In the nineteenth century, butt plugs (formerly known as rectal dilators) were used to cure headaches, insomnia, acne, and insanity. With more people turning towards…
News Weird The girl who went viral for pouring Gorilla Glue on her hair now has a line of merch by Jasmine Kassis After one month of living with glued hair, “Gorilla Glue girl” has undergone glue removal surgery, released her own line of merch, and has started…
News Pop Culture Weird The internet is exploding over this video of a lawyer who turned on Zoom’s cat filter during a hearing by Hayley Noble “I’m not a cat” was a legitimate statement argued by lawyer Rod Ponton during a now-viral Zoom court case in Texas. In an unfortunate turn…
